Digging a hole to East Asia

(Photo: East Asia, cells rooms available for rent)

  Illustrious News would like to bring you an article of some very suspicious and uncomfortable happenings of the completion of a tunnel hole to East Asia. This act, that many thought was too boring and pointless to complete, is done.With all the new technology bringing the world closer and closer together, this group of holey poeple say that they did not stage this as a testiment to globalization, but instead they were looking for some change that had dropped out of their pocket in the sand, and decided to keep on it.