International Date Line or not

(Photo: Kiritimati on a perpetual Sunday mid-afternoon)

  Illustrious News would like to update our previous post about the International Date line, but we don't want you to have to scroll all the way down there to see it. 
  When we last left Kiritimati Island the 'naners were talking slowly over cool fruity beverages about the goings on of a line that begins and ends a day on earth, but over much deliberation they decided that this line was not a line at all because a line would continue indefinitely in both directions. This was very perplexing, so they agreed to do away with the line all together, which made them even more perplexed and so they decided to take a rest.