The Last Place in The World to Wonder

Illustrious News here reporting from the aforementioned location of the last place to ponder. Given the horribly efficient state of technology, in this day, the ability to ponder has all but been eliminated. Streaming fast and piping hot information is just flowing from every electronic orifice, including your butthole. This place where we are reporting from may make you so curious that you try to look it up on google, watch a video about it on youtube, then falsify a wiki about it on wikipedia and when you do this, this place will disappear and no one at all will mourn its death but someone might ponder its being, yet not for very long.