In the Sunday edition of Illustrious News, we are reporting on the Found Manuscripts of George Washington Carver, thought to be lost, but actually ending up being found, these manuscripts outline many of the trials and tribulations of Carver, famous for getting everything right when it came to the peanut, not so famous for all the terrible things he attempted with the kumquat.
Carver's Manuscripts were so very interesting, detailed, thoughtful, and illustrious, that we decided not to paraphrase but to grace you with this excerpt.
"Tuesday 8am: A haiku about peanuts:
My little brown bud,
Manna from heaven or not,
I will eat you now."
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