Mysterious Case of the Invisible Dog Face Slap

(Photo: "It sounded like a freight train going right over my head." )

First a dispute over invisible lines and now this, the invisible dog face slap, the Illustrious News is content to report that invisibility is the new visibility. Although some find it hard to see this new trend, it is rapidly becoming the best thing since french toast, and is the topic of today's headline.

Reporting from someplace that few people would ever call the heartland of America,and more of you know as Southern California, we have a story of the mysterious dog face slap. Mysterious as it is the culprit is clearly, invisibly visible in the picture above. The culprit has very soft and sometimes not visible features. It is also reported that the culprit does other things, none of which worth mentioning and is still at large, somewhere in Southern California.